I propose a bill that forces the elected Baron(ess) to be a happy ruler. Or at least forces them to pretend to be happy. After all who wants a crabby Baron(ess).
For every week the Baron(ess) is properly happy they shall receive 2 QI'yaH from the magic happiness vault. If no one posts to state that the Baron(ess) seemed unhappy in a given week it is assumed they were happy and they receive 2 QI'yaH. If someone disagrees (meaning they thought the Baron was plenty happy) with a post that states the baron(ess) seems unhappy a vote must be taken the following week.
The baron(ess) is not allowed to dispute or vote on whether or not they are properly happy.
Exemption: The Baron can be displeased and unhappy with any any subject without a picture on their profile. This picture need not be of them.
This seemed clear to the voices in my head when I typed it......
Also a post for Fool......
Friday, November 16, 2007
Rule #14: Baron must be a happy fellow
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Yes - This most certainly is a good idea. And who is this handsome fellow with the pretty teeth and smart look?
Yes. We definitively ARE amused by this bill. Especially the part(s) wherein we are no longer responsible for our own happiness. That would be the lifting of a titanic burden.
Yes, for a Fool's biting comments and vicious snarking are more enjoyable for all if the Baron bears them through gritting, grinning teeth.
No. I've decided to vote against this. And all my loyal subjects will as well. My vote is officially changed. So sayeth thine Baron.
Yes. Upon further reflection, I see this as a fine role-playing challenge. One for which I am most masterfully equipped.
Said challenge no doubt overrideth the principles behind protest-voting.
That said, dear lowly cad, consider how closely you have walked, this day, to the hangman's noose. I note that of all my subjects, none are so flagrantly unpatriotic and flippant as yourself. Should anyone propose a bill commending you to the stockades or indentured servitude, I should have a hard time mustering the charity of spirit to vote against it.
For pennance, I recommend you compose a post with 100 Hail Mary's. Either the prayer or the no-chance-in-hell pass will do. Failure to do so will have absolutely zero consequences, other than mild disappointment mixed with very minor relief. So sayeth the Me.
Yes, any bill that causes the Baron so much greif before it is even passed into rule must be a good one. Mr. Ed likes it too.
Hmm... kevin seems flippant and unpatriotic as well. If the building of gallows was not beneath one of my stature, you folks might be in trouble.
Yes, lots of things can cause happiness, and aren't we all here to have fun and be happy?
I assume the baron first hangman comment was pointed in my direction. I am however so confused by why a proximity to the noose is bad? Don't you want to be as close as possible so you can see all the action?
For the baron I just composed a post and am now adding per his request....
"100 hail Mary's"
Does that count?
This is similar to a court order forcing someone to take their Prozac but much, much more entertaining!
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