From your most happy Baron:
I quite happily note that Brother Andrei has yet to post a rule or a vote.In addition...
As a result, I am happily emailing him to let him know that he has been given the position of Master At Arms for the week.
I'd be happy to see that motivate him to post. But I'd be just as happy to see it have no effect.
I am hereby happily granting the position of Smithy to Amy. It seems only appropriate, as she has no points (and this will give her some). I am nothing if not a supporter of the public good and provider of welfare. Well, I suppose I wouldn't be nothing if not that - I'd no doubt still be happy, after all.The administrator wishes to remind us all that Master At Arms is a weekly position, that Smithy is a lifetime appointment, and that Amy's last name was already Smith.
Congratulations, Amy, you are hereby officially a Smith for the first time ever.
I hope that makes you happy. I know it maintains my happiness and humors quite nicely.
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I must PROTEST! Not to the granting of the title of Smithy but to your errant and ignorant comment of my wife now being a Smith for the FIRST time! She became a Smith the day we were wed and not the day YOU granted her the title. You dare trivialize our day of holy matrimony! Dear Baron I believe an apology is in order!
Very well. I would be happy to hear your apology. Go right ahead. I am waiting with a smile on my face.
I'm sorry, it seems that all this hapiness has made our dear baron a little inept! You are the one who should be giving an apology to ME. Now! give me the brain, er , I mean an apology for Honor demands it!
Oh, if you've been dishonored, my friend, you could happily fall upon your sword. Everyone's doing it theses days.
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