I repeat my most noble lineage of week gone past: I am descended from and named after John Rolfe, who didst marry the Powhatan Princess Pocahantas
(or "Trip P" as we called her back in the 'hood. - administrator)
Furthermore, I, your illustrious reigning Baron of All Nomiblog, can now also claim descent from the rightful and true first Baron of All Nomiblog, namely myself.
If you like the sound of my pomposity, please vote for me. A simple "yes" will do, there's no need to get all blubbery. Well, maybe a little need to get a little blubbery. Or at least poetic. It wouldn't hurt anyway. The Baron is a right powerful Patron, after all.
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Yes. We, being I, the Baron and Administrator, doth vote unanimously in support of my own retention of the title of "Baron of All Nomiblog". And I hearby invoke my majestic right as Baron to have this affirmative vote count double. Good for me.
I'm sorry, am still supposed to ingnore you?
Ahem. You were never commanded to ignore ME. Merely a single post.
I confuse ever so easy. Perhaps I will elect to continue to ignore due to the confusion? I may have to pass a bill that grants the baron a smile or a sense of humor. So many of his last posts state that "we are not amused". I hate to see him so sad :( Also we should do something about this turd in his pocket so he does not have to state "we" anymore.
Blackhearts! Curs! Plebes! How dareth you insult the man who built your very nation from his own blood, sweat, and blog?
I said unto you: "I promise, that if I am elected Baron, my rule will truly feel like that of an entitled nobleman plantation owner and courtier. You have my word on it."
...AND YOU VOTED FOR ME ANYWAY!
You have only yourselves to blame for my Tyranny and Pomposity.
No! My heart breaks to vote against to kind an administrator, but divine Oberon has tickled my earlobe and demanded that I take my rightful place as Baron.
Ha! Ha! Isn't this taunt funny, oh great and wise Baron?
In protest I am changing my votes to "No" in all arenas save those listed as being my own petty agenda.
No. I must go with a no vote. This position seems to be far to stressful for the Baron and I fear for his health.
Treacherous knaves should more rightly fear for their own health, me thinks.
...just saying.
Yes. But only because that other guy hasn't said wether I can ignore him or not. And I am still ignoring you, sort of.
What was that, Kevin? I was ignoring you. Me-ignore-ca es Su-ignore-ca. Or sommit.
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