While patrolling our coastline to protect Nomiblog from the blue demons identified by our previous Master-at-Arms, I stubbed my toe on a golden helm half buried in the sand. Upon digging it up, I found a deep and wide hole, filled with pirate booty of all shapes and sizes. There were balls of golden yarn, silver catnip cases, several jingly toys made of jewels. Being sand, there were also copious amounts of cat poo.
I've alerted my assistants (The Journeymen-At-Arms and Apprentices-At-Arms) to be on alert for pirate kitties, stalking our shores for Merchant Mice and tuna boats. 
Together, we can continue keeping the realm safe.
Monday, December 10, 2007
Defense of the Realm
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Braap! Keeping the realm safe. Braap!
I appreciate your warning, and am Happy to know that Nomiblog is defended by someone as dedicated and thorough as yourself.
I am happy to say this means your Troops provide the maximum +5 votes this week. I'm even happier to note this means the bill I voted against is now likely to pass. Yes, truly happy. I shall have to find someway to express that happiness, such as by inviting my Troops to vote against it as well. Perhaps all our troops could have a happy celebration together. Happy happy.
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