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Administrative EDIT: For those unsure of the rules pertaining to Wencelsasmas, here's a link to rule #15. All players are obligated to go into debt by giving away more in presents than their current QI'yaH total.
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Happy Wenceslasmas, Nomibloggers!
In honor of Wenceslasmas and Ulaire Toldea's birthday, I doth hereby happily gift my required 4 presents thusly:
I give 1 QI'yaH to Ulaire Toldea.
Then I give 1 more QI'yaH to Ulaire Toldea, (Happy Birthday, Sarah!) for a total of 2.
Then I engage in the honored tradition of "blessing the poor" (worth 2 presents) by doing charity work, as follows:
"I charitably, and happily, moderate this forum, having crafted it from sweat and electrons. I update it weekly, and I provide a structure and framework for all of Nomiblog to exist. I create cute little sidebars that track status and belongings. I invite new players.
I also drink Mexican Coke, subjecting myself to the horrendous sugar-induced hangover for the betterment of science.
Then I champion the poor and destitute amongst nomibloggers by fighting to protect the very lives of Amy and Brother Andrei. By means of my votes ag'in' it, I doth preserve their lives from death at the hands of Bill #666.
I gave (by authoring Rule XIIIth: Legion) every player in Nomiblog an infinite number of Enpee Bee lackeys to be pressed into military service.
And I doth spread the holiday cheer by reminding everyone how happy I am. Happy to be Baron. Happy to be Nomiblogging. Happy to be here. Happy to be happily wishing you a Happy Wenceslasmas. Happy happy. Happy happy, e'er so happy."
Since a flurry of sword-buying has resulted in a significant income for myself, I can now afford heightened generosity.
I shall give a parrot to Ulaire, one to Digital Sextant, one to Master of the Small and Pointless, one to Kevin, one to Brother Andrei, and one to Amy. These are unnamed parrots that you may customize for yourself.
Happy Wenceslasmas!
Sgqwolk! 6 parrots for 6 gamers! skwock!
Sgqwolk! 6 parrots for 6 gamers! skwock!
Sgqwolk! 6 parrots for 6 gamers! skwock!
Sgqwolk! 6 parrots for 6 gamers! skwock!
Sgqwolk! 6 parrots for 6 gamers! skwock!
Sgqwolk! 6 parrots for 6 gamers! skwock!
And another point of QI'yaH for Ulaire Toldea. That makes 7 expenditures so I'm in compliance with the Wenceslasmas directive. Happy holidays!
Bawk! Total of 3 QI'yaH to Ulaire! Cluck!
Bawk! Total of 3 QI'yaH to Ulaire! Cluck!
Bawk! Total of 3 QI'yaH to Ulaire! Cluck!
Bawk! Total of 3 QI'yaH to Ulaire! Cluck!
Bawk! Total of 3 QI'yaH to Ulaire! Cluck!
Bawk! Total of 3 QI'yaH to Ulaire! Cluck!
I give everything I own to my favorite charity "Transvestites for love". This includes all my swords, all my QI'yaH and my point of Frag. I am also lingering in line at the hall of Wenceslasmas giving so that I am the last person counted. Then anything I may have accumulated during this week of play will also be donated. Finally in the spirit of Wenceslasmas I will go in debt 1 more QI'yaH so that I will have a -1 QI'yaH total and a heart full of Wenceslasmas joy.
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