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(I, Ulaire Toldea, Messenger of Morgul, one of the nine Ring Wraiths, previous King of men, Master at Arms, single handedly held these blackish creatures at bay this past year. They look detestable, but are actually quite cheery, kind, and gooey. Since my horse is the only thing allowed to be gooey on Nomiblog, I felt the need to keep the invading horde out of nomiblog. They came from the north, bringing troops as far as the arm could throw, and supplies unimaginable to the nomiblog mind. They fought hard, and in the end were merciless before my power. I washed them, bathed them, threw fluffy towels over them to remove the goo, and the fled in terror and a light scent of lavender. They shall not be back any time soon. They left their hoards behind and now we have the spoils of victory. I shall disperse these items as quickly as possible, but today, I give the Baron of Nomiblog a gift - The head of Pops Smurf.)
Wednesday, December 5, 2007
Hoards of Smurfs
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4 comments:
Good kitty! No cowardice for you.
I am happy to say that that is how a true Master-at-Arms does their M-A-A thing.
Ooh! I rescind that praise, pursuant to rule 12, subsection 12b:
12b. The primary task of the Master-of-Arms is to defend Nomiblog from invasion. But you can't very well do that if we aren't being invaded. Therefore the Master-of-Arms must, in a post titled "Defense of the Realm", provide a picture or written description of some new non-player character(s) that we are at war with, and explain what in-character efforts they are taking to protect all Nomiblog from said dangers.
In case the objection was unclear, I was complaining that this post was not titled "Defense of the Realm". Unless Ulaire Toldea edits the name of the post, he/she/it will gain 1 level of Cowardice after all.
That sucks that you got Cowardice despite clearly attempting and intending to do your duties. That's not the kind of game I want this to be, so I proposed Bill # Zero.
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