Wanted Dead or Alive: Sammich Theif.
Reward: The Baron's eternal gratitude (which means nothing actually) and a pat on the back.
Citizens of Nomiblog should be on the lookout for anyone stealing sammiches. We have reliable intelligence that a sammich theif is planning to break into the Royal Sammich vault sometime this week. We have, as a precautionary measure, moved the contents of the vault to an undisclosed location and replaced it's contents with ink-pack sammiches. All citizens are asked to report any suspicious activity to the Master-of-Arms immediately.
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Update: The Theif was just seen in the nearby realm of Nomibog. According to eyewitness accounts he had just stolen a sammich from a parrot.
This is an artists rendering of the suspect. Please do not attempt to apprehend the suspect yourself as he is dangerous. Report any sightings or suspicious activity to the Master-of-Arms immediately.
2 comments:
Means nothing? I'd be hurt if I wasn't so happy.
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