While flying over my pool where I was out enjoying the Nomiblog air Sex's damn bird flew over and shat all over my new speedo when I bent over to pick up a penny from the lawn.
I need to know when he intends to potty train this spreader of avian flu or purchase some diapers! Sticky bird matter does not just rinse out of a swank leather speedo. You can not just toss these things in the washing machine don't ya know.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Sex's bird shat on me.
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I will purchase a package of parrot diapers immediately.
Braap! I object! Braap!
Hey! You're supposed to repeat what I say, not add your own commentary. Darn bird.
Braap! I love you Tuscan Sam! Awesome bird! Braap!
Sigh.
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