While flying over my pool where I was out enjoying the Nomiblog air Sex's damn bird flew over and shat all over my new speedo when I bent over to pick up a penny from the lawn.
I need to know when he intends to potty train this spreader of avian flu or purchase some diapers! Sticky bird matter does not just rinse out of a swank leather speedo. You can not just toss these things in the washing machine don't ya know.
Wednesday, December 12, 2007
Sex's bird shat on me.
Posted by Master of the small and pointless at 9:40 AM
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I will purchase a package of parrot diapers immediately.
Braap! I object! Braap!
Hey! You're supposed to repeat what I say, not add your own commentary. Darn bird.
Braap! I love you Tuscan Sam! Awesome bird! Braap!
Sigh.
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