Wednesday, December 19, 2007

I ate me parrot

I ate me bird. Being so poor and defenseless I was forced to eat me bird. I was kicked out for my house by leprechauns and since I had no swords they had their way with me. Then I got hungry but the spirit of Wenceslasmas had already filled my heart so I was dead poor and could not afford food.

So I ate me bird. He tasted like chicken and gave me gas. Now I have no bird, no swords and no money. I still have the gas.

4 comments:

rbbergstrom said...

Ummm... I'm not sure you can do that. The rules let you give them away to other players, but the rules say nothing about eating them.

Anonymous said...

Holy crap! I've been eaten!

Master of the small and pointless said...

I think it is an arguable point. After all they do not say I can't eat my bird either.

Anonymous said...

(muffled) Argue argue... lets see a fight. Hurry my foot is already digested!